The Bizzare Life Of Heidi Parr

  So, as of August 24th, I am unemployed for the first time in 3 years. 

  And I found out that I won't be getting my RV for up to another 4 weeks, instead of tomorrow. 

  Bummer dude. Big bummer.

  Fortunately for me, I still am living with my mother and she isn't pressing me for rent. But I've decided to use this time to work on the little details of my life. First step is tomorrow, I'm going to go to DHS and apply for food stamps and free hea...

Ever since I was a kid, I had the dream of moving into an RV and traveling the country with a hoard of awesome animals. Well, lucky for me, a friend of my mother happened to be selling one for 800 dollars. The engine and everything works fine, it just needs a LOT of interior work, which I am 100% down for. A fucked up interior just means I get to hippy it the fuck up with mandala wall paper,...

You ever blown your head off in your dream? Like a bunch of giant mutant canibals trap you in a warped version of your house and start tearing people out left and right? No? Oh. Well, for once one of my dreams seemed to be organized enough that it's actually describable, and actually kind of terrifying. 

So, I was hanging out in a slightly off version of my house. Instead of being a single story, it was a t...